You know you’re a mom when you …

October 312012

These sayings will make you definitely laugh :)

“You write checks in crayon ’cause that’s all you can find.” – Shelly G.

“Amazon shows my ‘recommended for you’ products as toys and diapers — not shoes and handbags.” – Alicia A.

“You’re proud of someone for burping.” – Lyningram V.

“You say ‘I slept all night!’ and it was only for three hours.” – JoAnna G

“You don’t own a purse anymore because a diaper bag carries all you need.” – Mary S.

“You care more about the consistency of poop than other things that seemed important before.” – Hailey R.

“You’ve got bags under your eyes and your hair’s a mess, but you don’t mind, because you’re in love with your baby.” – Laura J.

“You hear your mother’s voice…coming out of your mouth!” – Cat P.

“You trade sexy tops for nursing shirts, cute skinny jeans for maternity pants, and nights out for rocking your baby to sleep.” – Shannon G.

“You can put on makeup one-handed while baby sleeps on your shoulder.” – Adrienne

“TheBump.com is your homepage instead of Net-a-Porter.” – Aisha A.

“Your Google search history is baby-related searches, like ‘best baby onesies’ and ‘is it normal when baby does…’” – Nadia M.

“Your bottle discussions aren’t about wine.” – Krista U.

Source: http://pregnant.thebump.com/new-mom-new-dad/your-life/articles/you-know-youre-a-mom-when.aspx

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